The Idiot's Comprehensive Guide to Internet Sociopathy and Biological Phenomena
You Can Cook Cake in a Crock Pot
- Me: People are really into this cartoon, and I don't know why.
- Sister: You've never seen "Bob's Burgers"?
- Me: No.
- Sister: Strap in, because we're gonna do it.
- Me: I can't. I have wasting disease. I have to go lie down. I have to go dig cake out of the crock pot.
- Person: So what do you do for a living?
- Me: I move transparent liquids from one place to another and mix them together.
Beat Dark Souls II!
Now on to NG+
God help me.
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