Have you ever sat back and reflected on your personal love life like
"Who would want to date me, I wouldn’t even want to date myself to save myself"
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Being a fan of classical music is weird, because you want to tell your friends about the songs you like but it’s always
"Hey check out this new piece of music I just found! And by new, I mean it’s three hundred years old."
sometimes when I ask a girl out the first thing I think immediately after the words leave my mouth is “oh god, kill me now, I regret everything”
Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?
not gonna lie that still looks intimately real
I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.
Fucking witchcraft, man.