No Cherry Bombs

The Idiot's Comprehensive Guide to Internet Sociopathy and Biological Phenomena

Sep 21

ask-irl-mikasa-ackerman:

Have you ever sat back and reflected on your personal love life like

"Who would want to date me, I wouldn’t even want to date myself to save myself"


Aug 29

Being a fan of classical music is weird, because you want to tell your friends about the songs you like but it’s always

"Hey check out this new piece of music I just found! And by new, I mean it’s three hundred years old."


Aug 17

sometimes when I ask a girl out the first thing I think immediately after the words leave my mouth is “oh god, kill me now, I regret everything”


Aug 12

Aug 2
averagebare:

you can now purchase a destroy capitalism banksy print from walmart 

The reason socialism never caught on in hipster America is because it couldn’t achieve anything close to the level of irony that capitalism can.

averagebare:

you can now purchase a destroy capitalism banksy print from walmart 

The reason socialism never caught on in hipster America is because it couldn’t achieve anything close to the level of irony that capitalism can.

(via kuueater)


Jul 30

Jul 29

drtanner:

suicunesrider:

uneditededit:

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

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not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.

Fucking witchcraft, man. 

(via kuueater)


Jul 14

feren14:

so idk if it was ever made before, but I saw it way too much during the world cup to not make this

(via firekeepersoul)


Jun 25

Jun 18
cannedcream:

moriahari:

discountbongsanddildos:

Look what I found.

An Ancient Relic of times long past.

While the true meaning of these temples have been lost to time, most scholars agree that they were once a gathering hall built to the worship of the gods of old.

Is this from the new Jurassic Park movie?

cannedcream:

moriahari:

discountbongsanddildos:

Look what I found.

An Ancient Relic of times long past.

While the true meaning of these temples have been lost to time, most scholars agree that they were once a gathering hall built to the worship of the gods of old.

Is this from the new Jurassic Park movie?

(via qualianathema)


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